БУ-ГА-ГА! Пятиконечные тела, шестиконечные... Тополог, блин. Хотя за что его запихали в говномер, ума не приложу. Мало ли бреда на свете.

Совсем, видать физик очумел...

Fizik...

...s uklonom v (ero-)liriku!

А вообще-то человек - это тор. Что мужчина, что женщина.

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Д. Хармс : Математик и Андрей Семёнович

Математик и Андрей Семёнович

Математик (вынимая из головы шар): Я вынул из головы шар. Я вынул из головы шар. Я вынул из головы шар. Я вынул из головы шар. Андрей Семёнович: Положь его обратно. Положь его обратно. Положь его обратно. Положь его обратно. Математик: Нет, не положу! Нет, не положу! Нет, не положу! Нет, не положу! Андрей Семенович: Ну и не клади. Ну и не клади. Ну и не клади.
Математик: Вот и не положу! Вот и не положу! Вот и не положу!
Андрей Семенович: Ну и ладно. Ну и ладно. Ну и ладно.
Математик: Вот я и победил! Вот я и победил! Вот я и победил!
Андрей Семенович: Ну победил и успокойся!
Математик: Нет, не успокоюсь! Нет, не успокоюсь! Нет, не успокоюсь!
Андрей Сем?нович: Хоть ты математик, а честное слово, ты не ум?н.
Математик: Нет, умен и знаю очень много! Нет, умен и знаю очень много! Нет, умен и знаю очень много! Андрей Семенович: Много, да только все ерунду.
Математик: Нет, не ерунду! Нет, не ерунду! Нет, не ерунду!
Андрей Семенович: Надоело мне с тобой препираться.
Математик: Нет, не надоело! Нет, не надоело! Нет, не надоело!
(Андрей Семенович досадливо машет рукой и уходит. Математик, постояв минуту, уходит вслед за Андреем Семеновичем.) Занавес

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odnim slovom impotent, idiot i ishak ili kak физик Юрий Магаршак = ix4 dano: i=0

Сексист сраный!!!

БЛИН!!! У меня кот - семиконечный (с хвостом)!!!

Методом научного тыка, физик случайно зашёл на порносайт...

ВВП

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